Spider – A Nightmare on the City Street

Chapter 1

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The next day

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Niki

Munch munch… ♪1

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Kohaku

Yeesh…

Niki-han, how can you eat a whole two crepes after downing all those pancakes… I’m gettin’ heartburn just watching you.

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Niki

Hang on a sec—what’re you saying, Kohaku-chan?

Didn’t you know? These crepes are the very embodiment of that saying “sweets go in a different stomach.” They’re revolutionary as sweets!

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Kohaku

Huh?

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Niki

Just look at them. See how thin they are?

Even if you think your tummy’s full, a paper-thin crepe like this can easily fit into whatever holes are left. Munch munch… ♪

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Kohaku

What is that logic you got there? You really are just saying words.

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Rinne

Hey, Niki. A bug just landed in your crepe. Give it to me and I’ll get it for you.

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Niki

Huh? I didn’t see anything, are you sure?

Umm… Yeah, just like I thought, I don’t see any bugs…?

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Rinne

No no, you just can’t see it. I’ve got a knack for this kinda thing, so hand it over.

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Niki

Um? Well, if you say so—Here.

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Rinne

Where are you~? Come out, come out, wherever you are~! Munch munch…

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Niki

Hey! What the hell are you doing?!

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Rinne

Munch munch… mm—What’s up, Niki? I was just doing my best to look for that bug, aaaall for you.

Oh, but it looks like I made a mistake, there was no bug at all. Well anyway, you can have it back. It was delicious though!

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Niki

My crepe…! How could you how could you how could you how could you—!

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Rinne

C’mon, it was just one measly little bite. Don’t go making a mountain out of a molehill, Niki.

It’s like you always say, right? “It’s fine to eat good food alone, but it’s even better to share it with everyone~ ♪”

You should be happy you got to share such delicious food with me.

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Niki

That “one measly little bite” was huge! If you wanted a bite, why didn’t you just ask?!

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Rinne

No sir, you’ve got it all wrong! I was looking for bugs, I swear!2

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Niki

What are you, some grade schooler?! You think you’re gonna get away with your lies?!

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Kohaku

…Sigh. These two are gonna keep at it ‘til the end of time.

—Mm? Speaking of, I haven’t seen HiMERU-han around for a bit…

Oh, he’s back behind there. So he escaped because of how obnoxious these two were bein’? Pretty crafty of him.

HiMERU-han, ain’t it kinda heartless of you to escape all on your own and leave me behind with those two?

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HiMERU

—Ah, Oukawa. Sorry. HiMERU just couldn’t bear to be seen with the likes of them any longer…

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Kohaku

So what, you don’t care if I’m seen with the likes of them, though?

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HiMERU

It’s not that… But yes, HiMERU understands. From now on, he will make sure to have you alongside him when he escapes.

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Kohaku

That’s more like it. Appreciate you givin’ in so quick.

By the by, HiMERU-han, you bought a whole lot of cookies from that café earlier.

Is that what you were wantin’ so bad? You said something about your circumstances yesterday.

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HiMERU

—Oh, these? HiMERU would like to give them to someone who helped him at work, as thanks.

The café has a great reputation for not just their pancakes, but all of their pastries. HiMERU thought they would appreciate it.

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Kohaku

Thanks? If you’re just trying to get a thank-you gift, you could’ve bought sweets from just about anywhere, though. Why’d you have to go to that specific café?

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HiMERU

No, you can’t buy these sweets just anywhere.

It’s the minor details like this which test your sense of taste. If you give something they can appreciate, it will leave a lasting impact on them.

It may seem trivial, but those trivial things build up over time to create the impression HiMERU will leave on people. He can’t overlook even the smallest thing.

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Kohaku

Huh, I getcha. You’re like the picture of perfection, HiMERU-han. I ought to take a leaf out of your book—

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Niki

Hey! Don’t leave me behind, you guys! Or like, don’t just leave me alone with that tyrant!

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Rinne

Gyahahaha! Niki-kyuuuun, don’t run away! You and me’re stuck like glue, remember~ ♪

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Niki

Gyaaah! Don’t climb on my back, you’re too heavy! I’m gonna dieeee! Gimme a hand here, Kohaku-chan! HiMERU-kun!

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Kohaku

Even if we try to get away from those two, they still come flyin’ at us fast as they can. What do we do, HiMERU-han?

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HiMERU

—Sigh… HiMERU deeply regrets having come here right about now.

  1. This section title references A Nightmare on Elm Street.

  2. He. fucking uses polite language here. Because he’s a sarcastic little shit I guess.

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