with Mika

Non! What’s with this sorry excuse for a plush toy!

Ahaha, ya don’t like it, Oshi-san? But it’s s’posed to be me an’ you.

It was a prize at the arcade in town, so I picked one up as a sample. They got lotsa other goods there too~ ♪

Something this horrendous is saturating the market claiming our likeness? I refuse to believe it. I’m going to sue them for defamation right this instant!

But don’tcha think mine’s pretty cute? Yours is smilin’ like crazy too, Oshi-san~ ♪

I would ask that they at least make the attempt to capture our likeness. I absolutely cannot accept this… thing.

Right, right~ In that case, ‘s it okay if I keep it?

I been practicin’ my sewin’, so I’s thinkin’ I could make some clothes for these li’l guys.

Ufufu, What kinda clothes should I get them to wear? A cute onesie maybe? Or maybe they’d like something a little creepier?

Oshi-san, you got this big ol’ smile on your face, so I kinda wanna put you in real bright colors an’ stuff? Something a li’l tropical… ♪

Non! C–cut that out! Hand that toy over right this instant! That thing belongs in the trash…

I’m hesitant to do so, but I’ll be taking custody of it. That should be fine, yes? But you are absolutely not to touch it.